Wednesday, January 21, 2009

FBK

I did it. I can’t believe I actually did it. I swore I would NEVER do it. But, well, I did it. I drank the FBK. My friend told me it went down “smooth” and man oh man was she right. I just can’t get enough of it. It has begun to consume my life. There is not enough time in the day to absorb enough of it. I am completely over the top addicted. I can’t get it at work, thank God, but I can’t wait to get home. I sit sometimes and stare and day dream about what others are doing while drinking the FBK and how long till I can have some of my own. While consuming the FBK, I am completely un-productive. My children don’t eat. My house doesn’t get cleaned. The laundry continues to pile up. The dishes don’t get washed. My husband drank it too. His addiction is as bad as mine. So now we are co-dependents.


That’s right ladies and gentlemen, we drank the FaceBook Koolaid.

It’s even worse for me than blogging. (Well maybe not, because I can blog at work- like I am doing now). How will I ever keep up with the two of them?

I am going to have to start attending IAA, Internet Addicts Anonymous. "Hello, my name is Mom x 2. I am an internet addict, and my sites of choice are FaceBook and It's a Crazy World Out There. Would anyone like to be my sponsor?"


On a lighter note, I have connected with people I have not seen or talked to in 20+ years. My entire family is on FaceBook, so it is much easier to keep in touch with them. It has been amazing catching back up with people and seeing that no one really looks like they did back then. But it truly is addicting.

11 comments:

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

OMG~Facebook again~it's an epidemic! Another traitor~Therapy needed! Just kidding~have fun with it~I'd drink it but I dont have any friends!
Lub ya!

pd~careful of those "friends"!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I mean ps~ pd means I was paid to say all that!

Geri said...

I joined Facebook a while back, and it's addictive. It's great connecting with friends and family and being able to keep up with everyone's going ons, particularly if they are in one state and you're in another. I was hestitant to join, but now I'm glad I did.

Keeper Of All Things said...

I just started FB to!!!!

Keeper Of All Things said...

Oh I forgot the best part.... I have Friends that ask me to be thier friend........Well actully no ones asked me yet but I've asked people! :)

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

You have been prized with the “Honest Scrap" award!

Big Hair Envy said...

I'll be your sponsor. We will have a secret pact - to not rat each other out!!! Bwahaha!

My Metabolic Rate is Stuck said...

I just signed in to FACE BOOK a couple of weeks ago.but have not really gone there yet.
I'm having enough trouble keeping up with Blogging posts....NOTHING is done around here either!

Caution Flag said...

The first time I FB'ed, I didn't get the attraction. Then I found some classmates and a couple of cousins and I was a goner. I NEVER thought that would happen to me.

Busy Bee Suz said...

You are so funny...I was trying to figure out what this drink was...and why was I not having it??
I have facebook, but apparently I am not addicted to it. at all.
I hope you survive!!!

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

I have joined facebook and reunited with many friends also. I am not as efficient at the facebook thing, I have a hard time keeping up with the blog.
LOL..I was trying to figure out what the drink was too.
My chores were never done anyway so I cannot blame it on my Addictions.Hahaha.