Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Are you serious?

Total Stranger at a concert to Woman in front of her constantly messing with the clasp on her bra strap because the tag of her dress kept getting caught on it and it continued to rub on the sunburn the woman got at the beach: "Um, next time you go out and you are pregnant, and it is hot like this, just don't wear a bra and you will be much more comfortable."

Woman now with her self esteem in the toilet to Total Stranger: "Ok thanks, but I'm not pregnant."

Total Stranger: "Oh, I'm sorry, you were holding your belly like you were."

Woman: "Nope, as a matter of fact, I have lost 24 pounds in the last 4 months, and the fact that you think I still look pregnant is quite disappointing.... but its whatever."

Woman thinking to herself as she holds back tears: "Really?!?!? Did that just happen?? WTH!!!"

Daughter of Woman: "Ima cause a scene cuz that was MESSED up! Who says that to someone!!!!! "

Woman: *sigh*

Yes this conversation happened. Yes that Woman was me. Yes my self esteem was in the toilet. But then there was Tim :)


big hair envy said...

You poor thing! If it makes any difference, I KNOW how good you look. And you do NOT look pregnant! GAH! ((hugs))

Meg @ Soup Is Not A Finger Food said...

Oh. My. Lord.
You sure didn't look pregnant to me - you looked great!
That's just another reason why I NEVER say that to anyone unless they practically invite it. GAH.

The Incredible Woody said...

:( I'm with Daughter of Woman - That was totally messed up! But kudos to you on the weight loss!!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

WTH?? You look fabulous! Me however am looking like I am about to deliver twins. Please be my coach!!

Mental P Mama said...

Are you f'ing kidding me????? You look absolutely awesome! Let me have a go at her....

Busy Bee Suz said...

There is no way someone thought you were preggers. Geeze louise what an A$$.

I have a rule, never assume someone is pregnant unless you see 'crowning'